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		<title>Shop Vac</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2010/12/shopvac/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 15:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please enjoy this animation I made.]]></description>
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<p>Please enjoy this animation I made.</p>
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		<title>A Piano Medley of 9 More JoCo Songs*</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2010/01/joco-medley2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(*plus one Paul and Storm song) It&#8217;s been more than a year since I posted the original JoCo medley. I was a little surprised by the response I got the first time around. The people really love their Coulton. Here are the very special tracks that made the cut this time around: Shop Vac (Intro), [...]]]></description>
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<p>(*plus one Paul and Storm song)</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been more than a year since I posted the original <a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/2008/11/joco-medley/">JoCo medley</a>.  I was a little surprised by the response I got the first time around.  The people really love their Coulton.</p>
<p>Here are the very special tracks that made the cut this time around:</p>
<blockquote><p>Shop Vac (Intro), Space Doggity, Opening Band (Paul and Storm), Blue Sunny Day, You Ruined Everything, First of May, Big Bad World One, I&#8217;m Your Moon, When You Go, I Feel Fantastic, Shop Vac (Reprise)</p></blockquote>
<p>I must admit I knew nothing of <a href="http://www.paulandstorm.com/">Paul and Storm</a>&#8216;s music before my first JoCo show last year, but I became a loyal fan before they finished their opening number.  Perhaps the next medley will be just Paul and Storm favorites.  They have more than enough great songs to choose from.</p>
<p>As per usual, here are some files (right-click and choose &#8220;save as&#8221;):
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<li><a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/music/Jarrett_Heather_-_Jonathan_Coulton_Medley_II.mp3">Download the MP3</a> (18 MB)
<li><a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/music/Jarrett_Heather_-_Jonathan_Coulton_Medley_II.mid">Download the MIDI</a> (44 KB)</ul>
<p>I&#8217;ve got tickets to both San Fransisco shows this month, which will be my sixth and seventh times seeing Mr Coulton perform live.  If you have the opportunity to <a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/shows/">see a P&#038;S/JoCo show</a>, please don&#8217;t pass it up.  It&#8217;s impossible to not have a good time.</p>
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		<title>Ethan vs Pacman</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2009/05/ethan-vs-pacman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 03:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<title>When You Go</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2009/03/when-you-go/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As always, right-click here to download the mp3. Of you can download just the piano track by itself. Here&#8217;s a MIDI file that I made while working out the arrangement. This isn&#8217;t quite the same as the performance in the video, but the data might be useful to someone.]]></description>
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<p>As always, <a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/music/Jonathan_Coulton_with_Jarrett_Heather_-_When_You_Go.mp3">right-click here to download the mp3.</a>  Of you can download just the <a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/music/Jarrett_Heather_-_When_You_Go.mp3">piano track</a> by itself.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a <a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/music/When_You_Go.mid">MIDI file</a> that I made while working out the arrangement.  This isn&#8217;t quite the same as the performance in the video, but the data might be useful to someone.</p>
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		<title>Ethan&#8217;s Art Project</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2008/12/ethans-art-project/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ethan decided he wanted to make some beautiful paintings to send to his grandparents as Christmas gifts. We thought it would be fun to share a video of the artist at work. I imagine the video of Ethan creating his masterpiece will eventually help us deflect scrutiny from 60 minutes.]]></description>
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<p>Ethan decided he wanted to make some beautiful paintings to send to his grandparents as Christmas gifts.  We thought it would be fun to share a video of the artist at work.  I imagine the video of Ethan creating his masterpiece will eventually help us deflect scrutiny from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marla_Olmstead#Controversy">60 minutes</a>.</p>
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		<title>A Little Christmas Music</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2008/12/christmas-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t bother to hook up a proper mic, so the sound is a little low-fi. But I did put on pants, being that it&#8217;s a special occasion and all. The three songs in this medley are Christmas Time is Here by Vince Guaraldi, Jingle Bells, and of course, Chiron Beta Prime by Jonathan Coulton. [...]]]></description>
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<p>I didn&#8217;t bother to hook up a proper mic, so the sound is a little low-fi.</p>
<p>But I did put on pants, being that it&#8217;s a special occasion and all.</p>
<p>The three songs in this medley are <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRm5qofw5vs&#038;fmt=18">Christmas Time is Here</a> by Vince Guaraldi, Jingle Bells, and of course, Chiron Beta Prime by Jonathan Coulton.</p>
<p>Merry Christmas!</p>
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		<title>Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2008/12/merry-little-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s recycled from 2006, but you&#8217;ll listen to it, and you&#8217;ll enjoy.]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s recycled from 2006, but you&#8217;ll listen to it, and you&#8217;ll enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Still Alive (The Song from Portal)</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2008/12/still-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made a cover of Still Alive about a year ago and put it on YouTube. It&#8217;s gotten over 150,000 views, which isn&#8217;t too shabby, I think. Here&#8217;s the original description: So, here&#8217;s a little cover arrangement I made of &#8220;Still Alive&#8221;, the ending credits song from the excellent video game Portal. The song was [...]]]></description>
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<p>I made a cover of Still Alive about a year ago and put it <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFeI7Vo3c4s">on YouTube</a>.  It&#8217;s gotten over 150,000 views, which isn&#8217;t too shabby, I think.  Here&#8217;s the original description:</p>
<blockquote><p>So, here&#8217;s a little cover arrangement I made of &#8220;Still Alive&#8221;, the ending credits song from the excellent video game Portal.</p>
<p>The song was written by my personal hero, Jonathan Coulton. Explore his music. It&#8217;s wonderful.</p>
<p>I performed all nine tracks (on the keyboard), and I kept pretty close to the original arrangement.</p></blockquote>
<p>The encoding on this movie is a much, much higher quality than the YouTube version.</p>
<p>Help yourself to the <a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/music/Still_Alive_Piano_Sheet_Music.pdf">piano sheet music</a> (PDF), or <a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/music/Jarrett_Heather_-_Still_Alive.mp3">the mp3</a>, or <a href="http://spaceparanoids.net/music/Jarrett_Heather_-_Still_Alive.mid">the MIDI file</a> of this performance.</p>
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		<title>An Impressive Feat</title>
		<link>http://spaceparanoids.net/2008/12/an-impressive-feat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, this guy is playing the guitar part with a custom drum controller. I am awestruck by the ingenuity, skill and endurance. Stay tuned for &#8220;Hamster Piano&#8221;.]]></description>
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<p>So, this guy is playing the guitar part with a custom drum controller.  I am awestruck by the ingenuity, skill and endurance.</p>
<p>Stay tuned for &#8220;Hamster Piano&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Mr. Coffee Jr.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jarrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dad used to tell my brother and me that once the infrared wireless television remote control became affordable for the masses, there wasn&#8217;t any good reason to have kids around. Actually, Dad probably never really said that. But I bet he thought it. In the twenty-first century global economy, today&#8217;s toddler has to be [...]]]></description>
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<p>My dad used to tell my brother and me that once the infrared wireless television remote control became affordable for the masses, there wasn&#8217;t any good reason to have kids around. Actually, Dad probably never really said that. But I bet he thought it.</p>
<p>In the twenty-first century global economy, today&#8217;s toddler has to be versatile. Waddling over to the Zenith console to turn the giant rotary dial just isn&#8217;t enough to remain competitive anymore.</p>
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